1. If you don't like the lox on your brunch bagel, you can magnanimously release it back into the ocean.
2. Admit it. That Vineyard Vines outfit you bought demands to be on a boat.
3. Brunch attire and yacht attire are pretty much the same thing.
4. Captain Morgan jokes have never been easier.
5. Getting drunk on a boat is most conducive to pretending to be Captain Ahab. Just don't actually bring a harpoon with you or you might drunkenly kill a seal.
6. If you drink too much you can just throw up into the ocean. It's like you're surrounded by a big beautiful toilet.
7. If you somehow forgot your brunch you can always cast a line and find one.