Reasons brunch is better on a boat:
If you don't like the lox on your brunch bagel, you can magnanimously release it back into the ocean.
Admit it. That Vineyard Vines outfit you bought demands to be on a boat.
Brunch attire and yacht attire are pretty much the same thing.
Captain Morgan jokes have never been easier.
Getting drunk on a boat is most conducive to pretending to be Captain Ahab. Just don't actually bring a harpoon with you or you might drunkenly kill a seal.
If you drink too much you can just throw up into the ocean. It's like you're surrounded by a big beautiful toilet.
If you somehow forgot your brunch you can always cast a line and find one.