Reasons brunch is better on a boat:

If you don't like the lox on your brunch bagel, you can magnanimously release it back into the ocean.

Admit it. That Vineyard Vines outfit you bought demands to be on a boat.

Brunch attire and yacht attire are pretty much the same thing.

Captain Morgan jokes have never been easier.

Getting drunk on a boat is most conducive to pretending to be Captain Ahab. Just don't actually bring a harpoon with you or you might drunkenly kill a seal.

If you drink too much you can just throw up into the ocean. It's like you're surrounded by a big beautiful toilet.

If you somehow forgot your brunch you can always cast a line and find one.

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